This morning, me mudda went for a walk and told me I was to guard da house.
I take my job seriously, so I took my position on Charlie's Castle at the window.
I looked right......
......and left. Nuffink untoward was happening. Phew!
She's home! I did a good job!
Now I can hop down from my perch and into a sun puddle for a nap.
Aw, mum! I know I'm on the table, but can't I just nap in peace?
Fanks mum! I'll come find you after my nap.