There's a THING on MY bed! What is it?
I better inspect it.
Whoa! What a strange thing. Dunno if I like it.
If I don't look at it, perhaps it can't see me!
Nah! I can't help myself. Need to look again!
I think it wants to play.............got it!
Got it again! Heh!
Hold it............got an itch!
Bugger! It got me! How did that happen?
Oh well. Suppose I can't always win!