I'm a bit of a stirrer..........just in case you hadn't already figured that out!
I has NEVER had ice-cream or chocolate in my life.
Me Mum won't let me have it, but I do dream about it!
I was simply having a dig at my friend
Noela.........who really does love ice-cream...............sooooooo much!
As punnishment, I will write 50 lines on the blackboard
(with my specially adapted chalk for those of us without opposable thumbs!) -
"I must not upset my pusscat furriends".
And, I shall now go and hang my head in shame. Oops!
(Muttering to self - do I never learn?.....nope! I could be like this for some time, then)